December 2011
A Father Who Creatively Captures His Kids
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When you tell your crush that you like them:
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expectations
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Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
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That moment when your laying down on your bed...
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
You know what I dislike?
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xnikkibaby:
When people act like they know you so well when they don’t. When they automatically assume they know everything, even when they didn’t hear your side of the story. Those people that constantly try to bring you down, just because they have nothing better to do with their lives. I dislike those people and feel sorry for them at the same time. I pity them for paying so...
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
I lost so many people in 2011.
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I'm sorry that I'm boring to talk to sometimes.
Watchdatjayywalker:
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omgphantastic:
Well, at least I’m not COMPLETELY alone.
Happy New Years guys =]
me a year ago :(
oh shiiii. i love this video.<333
Every girl I know is like
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“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
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