iliketoblogalotofshiet Hi exploringg
Reasons why i'm single ONE: i annoy people
TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
THREE: i fuck shit up
FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
FIVE: i'm not liked
SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
Everyday, I have unspoken feelings I keep in.

awesomephilia:

From small and cute to big and cute. (via)

supjerbear:

Seriously though, if you want to be my friend all you have to do is message me saying “Hi we’re friends now ok” and I’ll just be like “ok, hi friend” and BAM our friendship has been made.

sodamnrelatable:


People who pour milk into the bowl before they pour the cereal

via sodamnrelatable

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable: This author shits you not

It’s best to avoid the “general you.”
“One would not be considered shitted,” is probably the best way I could think to word it formally. 

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES



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